I had a dream that we all lived with our patron troll family
it was pretty fuckin interesting
some of the absolutely golden dialogue:
"Oh, you have not heard annoying until you've heard Dad and Kankri at the dinner table." - Me
"The doors are huge, just like their horns!" - Claire
"Don't go in the living room after midnight." - Grace
"I DON'T WANT ANY GODDAMN MILK!!" - Ashley
"Seriously! All we do is sit around watching reruns of Judge Judy!" - Lindsay
"Don't even get me STARTED on Kankri's TUMBLR page. Oh dear god, the horrors." - Me
"We're a semi-nomadic family. We go basically wherever Vriska and I can stir up trouble and blame Ar